A Guide to Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica or pullea magi madoka magica whatever the shit pst there's a lot of spoilers
this bitch is Kaname Madoka look at how fucking kawaii she is damn son you can't contain this kawaii she's p much the main character like everyone is a lesbian for her she's like nice as hell though like wow always thinking of friends and shit she becomes a goddess too that's cool right basically everyone wants her to be a magical girl except for homura moe moe desu motherfucker dies a fuckin lot uses a rose bow thing
well here we have Homura Akemi turns out she was p moe but then madoka died like 903409329489 times ~*~*~mysterious~*~**~ *~badass*~*~* she uses a lot of weapons but i think her main one is bombs?? idk really lesbian for madoka hates kyuubey a lot First you really hate her then you want to hug her cause *~**~*tragic backstory~*~*~ that takes like a whole fuckin episode became pulla magi for madoka aw how sweet had a heart condition/bad eyesight
this is Sayaka Miki another lesbian has a love/hate thing going on with kyoko she's madoka's waifu obv fights with swords rly rly likes kyousuke (she dies and its really emotional) she goes insane and becomes a witch really energetic how the fuck do people make these entertaining doesn't like homura she becomes really distant after becoming a magical girl still moe
and now we have Mami Tomoe ~*~**~BOOBS~**~ madoka and sayaka's senpai seems to be in lesbians for madoka for a bit dies in like fuckin episode 3 and you want to die fuck you charlotte is homura's mortal enemy (homura stepped on her turf) uses guns and shit ~*~**~TRIO FINALE~*~**~*~* loves kyuubey shes like 16 or some shit? i honestly have no idea Her story is what its like to b a ~*~*TRU PULLEA MAGI!~**~ has kyuubey as like a pet or some shit
now this badass Kyoko Sakura i think she fights with like spear things?? honestly i don't remember she seems older than sayaka and madoka but who gives a shit when LESBIANS seems to be really lesbian for sayaka always trying to beat the shit out of everyone she comes for mami's turf when mami dies apparently the town is crawling with witches idk (probably madoka's fault) REALLY REALLY LIKES FOOD don't waste food or she'll kill you dies with sayaka has tragic backstory
this guy right here is Kyosuke Kamijou sayaka is in love with him so is hitomi likes to play violin (a lot) (he's p good at it tho) becomes disabled in an accident can't move his fingers/play violin ever again oh no sayaka better waste her wish on him this chick is Hitomi Shizuki madoka and sayaka's friend gets kissed by a witch and sayaka and madoka have to save her stupid ass is in like all the class clubs haha nerd also i guess she's rich??? goes after kyosuke and wins him what a slut (that's how sayaka becomes a witch) (nice going BITCH) kyuubey doesn't even bother with her is like never told about the magical girl shit (she'd probably suck js) kyoko suggests breaking all of his limbs not a lesbian psch who needs her She's in sayaka and madoka's class but that doesn't matter much cause fuck school when you can be ~**~ANIME*~*~ really emotional about the violin
look at this cute ass family ok so madoka's family seemed relevant this is the business woman mom gets drunk a lot really seems to like work really wise and shit is madoka's yoda basically this is the stay at home dad seems to like to cook takes care of mom when she's drunk i don't really know cause he's not really described much idk he's cute and nice?? there we go this kawaii motherfucker is the lil bro LOOK HOW FUCKING KAWAII HE IS ARE YOU LOOKING? good he remembers madoka after she's erased from the universe and it's p sad in my opinion tear tear madoka is so brave he seems to be like 4 or 5
and now the main villain ~*~WALPURGIS NIGHT*~~* or just walpurgis or walpurgisnacht idk she's the baddest witch out there she came to fuck shit up she basically kills everyone in almost all the timelines madoka kills her w/one shot tho haha noob according to the wiki shes made up of a ton of witches but someone has a theory that she's actually homura in witch form?? how badass would that be homura tends to know a lot about her seeing as how she's fought her like 938984509 times LAUGHS LIKE FUCKING NONSTOP kind of like that bitch from white day she breathes fire that's pretty badass she's like based on a carnival? idk ~~**~*legendary witch~*~**~* kyoko was going to fight her with homura but then she died oh well madoka's got you tomodachis
ok i saved this fucker for last ??? ?? ??? sure he's cute as shit but he like like satan actually no he's more evil INCUBATOR!! kyuubey kyubey coobie QB makes contracts doesn't tell you the full story cause its 'not important' has no emotions at all fuck you kawaii bastard he grants wishes but he sucks don't do it god why does he have to be so fucking cute not fair asshole alien he dies but then he reincarnates and eats his other dead body??? sick fuck woah 2spooky
