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a guide to chris colfer
by tumblr user transvestitegolfer

ooh ahh comic sans
a guide to understanding america's golden gay
we r related cuz our last names are similar like golfer and colfer totes accurate

*DISCLAIMER*
i honestly just copy/pasted everything from my dash, so none of it is mine. pls dont ride my ass about this, as i have not credited anyone. thank u :)
stay chill like chris
ok that was a shitty reference don't kill me

RULE NUMBER 1
you are never going to understand this asshole


electra heart voice uwu
i mean it bitch. never ever.
pls refrain from licking your screen thank you

CHRIS COKE-FER
i ship it
chris ships it
coca-cola ships it

just in case u didnt know what it looked like

take that pepsi
hot damn

LLAMAS
it all started in 2009

IT HAS PROGRESSED
cute or creepy idk

ANOTHER COOL THING ABOUT THIS FUCKBAGEL
he is an inspiration to millions
im not making this shit up
look at the following

To all the amazing kids that watch our show, and the kids that our show celebrates, who are constantly told no by the people in their environments, by bullies are school, that they can’t be who they are or, have what they want because of who they are, well, screw that kids. ~ Chris Colfer's speech at the Golden Globes 2011
try not to cry

ACTUAL PROOF OF CHRIS COLFER BEING A DOUCHENUGGET
you heard it here first folks

3 MOST COMMON REACTIONS TO CHRIS COLFER: AS RECORDED BY ME
HERE WE GOOOO

WHAT A CUTIE OMG MUFFIN

PLS FUCK ME AGAINST THE NEAREST FLAT SURFACE THANK
can u tell i have a thing for ties

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN, ASSHOLE?

ALSO ASS
he most definitely got the booty

thank you for bearing with me through this presentation. i cried twice whilst making.