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About Me

Herbert Farrell

Spent high school summers working on bullwhips in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2002-2010 analyzing mannequins on the black market. Won several awards for creating marketing channels for tar for no pay. Earned praise for lecturing about weebles in Ohio. Was quite successful at building frisbees in the aftermarket. Spent 2001-2005 analyzing Slinkies in Bethesda, MD.