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Kitties for Sissies.pptx

Published Jan 5, 2013 in Animals
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Kitties for Sissies:
An extensive PowerPoint on why the Heckathorn family should get a kitten

Reason #1
Cats make great pets
So great, in fact, that a book was written on the subject

Reason #2
Cats are capable of showing great affection towards their family

Reason #3
They can be dressed up in all manner of cute outfits

Reason #4
We have proven ourselves responsible a number of times.
Caring for dogs
Sammie will turn the fan off much more often so that the cat won’t get cold

Reason #5
We fully understand and accept the responsibilities that go along with owning a cat.

Reason #6
It’s a proven fact that cats love Molly

Reason #7
Cats basically take care of themselves and are among the cleanest of pets

Reason #8
Cats are incredibly intelligent

Reason #9
Cats are very affordable
Less vet visits than dogs
No training necessary
Living costs are very cheap
They’re pretty much happy with anything you plop down in front of them

Reason #10
Cats are a butt load of fun

Reason #11
Cats are ridiculously cute
Plus they love socks as much as Molly does

Reason #12
And most of all:
It would make us extremely happy

Thank you for taking the time to consider our request. We will understand if you decide not to get a cat, and we won’t whine about it. The only thing that we ask is that you think over this carefully and take our points seriously in your decision-making.

I would also like to point out that I have some money saved and am willing to pay for the cat’s gear and stuff.