Why I should be a barbie bitch A presentation by okpalvn (formerly fuckyouhaz)
I’m epic I have swaaaaag I wear sunglasses at night I’m using a pretty font I can do the funky chicken and the running man My dog’s name is Prince William II (he’s royalty) Isn’t this font pretty??? I’m not really epic My favourite colour is glitter
I’m really funny I have lots of good jokes Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent! Ahahaha! Also ‘cause they’re dead. What is the karate teachers favourite beverage? Kara-tea! What’s a frogs favourite drink? Croaka Cola! Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents. What do you get when you mix me and the barbie bitches??? A partaaayyyyy! Btw that wasn’t a joke it was an accurate representation of what would happen if you pick me
I can make beautiful edits
I’m actually a really nice person Even though I joke around a lot, I can be serious when I need to be. I would be a great friend. I give good advice and I’ll help you out anyway thatI can. I can cheer you up when you’re feeling down (with my not so awesome jokes) And tbh I want to be a Barbie Bitch because I would love to have another close group of friends to talk to. I consider my other promo groups my family and I would love to be apart of yours! ?
