A guide to one direction by someone who knows just a smidge about them wey hey A band of boys (boy band)
Basic things They’re from those little islands above the rest of Europe Apparently they were on reality tv. They didn’t win (sucks I guess)
Did you know? They sing Make a lot of money
Niall Horan Irish not British (don’t get this wrong) That’s why he drinks pints
Is know for liking food? Excuse u he is a growing boy and needs his nandos Plays guitar and should always wear snapbacks yummmm Can defy the laws of physics with his hair Is a frat boy in another life
Zayn Malik He is hot and exotic Wtf who does their hair he/she deserves an award Dating a girl with cool purple hair( they are trendy) 10/10 Is suave smokes!! what a badass Idk much about him (mysterious) Started the Tattoo trend
Liam Payne Boy next door maybe Fans think he is a puppy. Just a theory Has a different hair cut everyday Is actually batman and Saves da day “daddy direction” What does that mean Has a rockin bod Was on the x factor more than once (chase your dreams)
Harry Styles Has 27 nipples I think the media hates him Idk why Never seen hair like this on a real human Seriously wtf is on his head $100000 smile Hipsta please Should be in alt/rock band not a pop band Talks slow Weird tattoos
Louis Tomlinson Should be a model Hes so beautiful Thinks the flag is a blanket is hilarious and sassy Plays football/ Soccer/game with ball? Likes carrots but you cant talk about that anymore Likes stripes Its LOU-IE like the sun king not lewis (lewis is gross)
Songs I never ever smiled at the ground am I not beautiful They like it when you squeeze into your jeans Songs are very SEXY “I want you rock me” = sex on the beach You got that one thing reminds me of the story “the thing” Werent they like 12 in the summer of 09?!?! MAKES THE PANTIES (KNICKERS) DROP!!1!
Larry Some People think Harry and Louis are dating Are they together? Idk Everyone is fascinated you get hate if you ship them or if you dont Is not an actual person
Just friends maybe Yall fight about it too much “BLAME MANAGEMENT!!1!” Why. Don’t tell me what 2 do
fans Some are not scary Many are scary Between the ages Of 3 and 65 99.9 % female Carrot fans (beware) Borderline stalkers TALK LIKE THIS IN NORMAL CONVERSATION!!!!!!
Conclusion I keep calling the one erection Seem like nice boys. By nice I mean attractive Sexual pop songs Many fans
